The Rebel…

Yes, I am one of those Facebook revolutionaries… In olden days we were called armchair revolutionaries. We used to sit conveniently in our armchair, our eyes half closed, pretending to be in a pensive mood of an ascetic and give sermons on what everyone else should do. We know why everyone else is wrong and how to correct those errors.

In the new era of computers, Siri, Cortana and Sofia, we have left the good old armchair for our new revolving chair in front of a computer table and to ensure wider reach for our sermons we log into the Facebook.

I have access to every relevant piece of information and every knowledge stems from me. It is my benevolence that decided to grant you the favour of my advice to light your path…

I have nothing but pity for those lesser mortals who criticise me or are against me or cannot understand my views… They deserve to be jailed for their ignorance…

I am the true revolutionary and the only real leader of entire world. Listen to me enrich yourselves and be successful or else be perished…

Don’t expect me to be on the field… The sun’s rays, I am allergic to, the sand and clay and dirt I despise… Yet, I am the only one who is always right…

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